That asterisk at the end just invites people to come over and ask why you are wearing such an obnoxious shirt. And then—BOO YA! You reveal that you are in fact a super nice person that gave $100 to kids in need.

And that will even be true, because for every Obnoxious Shirt sold, $100 will go to the South Mountain Y, to help kids attend great pre-school, after-school, and summer programs that they couldn't otherwise afford.